Friday, May 08, 2009

Budak-budak 'cute'

Today is the last class for the semester. After too many MCs last two weeks, everything comes in package today. Presentations, last lecture, revisions etc. etc. Wahhh... and the class that started at sharp 10am ended at 1.30pm. It was the longest that I ever had.

I tried my best to enjoy the class. People come and leave. Some came late... very-very late (at 11.30am). Some of them leave the class as soon as the finished presenting at 10.20am. Fuhh... it is not easy to control such a big class. Towards the end, only the last group left. The good thing is I can maintain my smile enjoying the presentations... (you can expect what you have to listen during students' presentation). Very dull and boring.... but when it comes to the blog demontration I would conclude that the students are creative and innovative. Their business ideas and business models are also not bad...

Back to the topic..... budak-budak 'cute':

Case 1:
Student: "Good morning Teacher"
Lecturer: "Good morning. Erm.. i'm not your teacher. I'm your lecturer"
Student: "Oh.. i'm sorry... Good morning lecturer.., can I ask lecturer one question?"
Lecturer: "Alamak... "

Case 2:
Lecturer: "You are allowed to sit at row 1, 2 and 3 only"
Student: "Exception for me maam.."
Lecturer: "why?"
Student: "My legs are long... let me sit here" (he is a foreigner... he chose to sit at the back so that he can get more space for his legs)

Case 3: Chinese student speaks malay.
Student: "Madam... boleh saya jumpa awak?, awak free sekarang?"
Lecturer: "Awak pun awakla..."

hahaha..... macam-macam lagi la.... tapi maleh nak cerita.

10 comments:

nzafrie said...

experience lecturing is greatly awesome! go k.zkea

D'Rimba said...

Terpesona dengan pelajar bukan Melayu itu cuba berbahasa Melayu tanda hormat sesama kita.........Itu jugalah fungsi kita berbahasa bersatu padu dalam satu bahasa.......

D'Rimba said...

Bangsa-bangsa lain di luar negara tinggal di London sekian lama tetapi apabila bercakap dengan kita kawan saya cerita, mereka dahulukan dengan bahasa masing-masing. Mereka suka bila kita boleh berbahasa mereka walaupun sedikit....Hebatkan bahasa jiwa bangsa.....

azehri said...

Belajarlah dan ajarkanlah anak-anak kita Bahasa Arab.

Bahasa Arab ialah Bahasa AlQuran juga Bahasa dalam Syurga.

Memahami Bahasa Arab wajib bagi Umat Islam. Tak faham bahasa Arab, tak faham ayat2 yg dibaca dlm solat, kita tak dapat khusyuk, solat kita sia2. Sebab itu kita tak dpt apa yg dikatakan "solat mencegah kita daripada perbuatan keji dan mungkar".

Bersatulah atas nama Agama Islam, itu lebih baik daripada bersatu atas nama Bangsa tertentu.

D'Rimba said...

Wah mantap saudara Azehari berkata-kata. Alhamdulillah saudara amat memelihara bahasa Melayu sebaiknya di blog saudara sendiri. Tahniah dan jika kita amanah memelihara bahasa sendiri pasti kita boleh martabatkan bahasa Arab bahasa Syurgawi sikit masa lagi dan menghayati Al Quran sepenuh hati. Bahasa Melayu pun punyai roh dan nilai Islam yang kuat dulukala menggunakan tulisan jawi. Bila pandang tulisan itu pasti mengingatkan kita kepada Al Quran. Jangan terlebih hayati BARAT sudahla....

azehri said...
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azehri said...

Macam bagus D Rimba....Nak muntah aku baca gaya tulisan kau yang macam bagus. Nak berbahasa pun biarlah straight to the point, tapi kau punya bahasa tu berlenggang lengguk, ntah hapa2lah...
Apapun lantak kaulah, asalkan ko bahagia...cuma pastikan kau tak berjumpa aku...

D'Rimba said...

Itulah keindahan berbahasa mempunyai budi dan gaya adab dan budaya........Bahasa jiwa bangsa sahabat, jika kita benar hayatinya pasti jumpa amanat dan azimat penuh manfaat.

D'Rimba said...

Perhimpunan Penulis Muda telah berkumandang di Ayer Keroh Melaka 22-24 Mei baru-baru ini cukup indah bermakna.

Anonymous said...

heehe lawak la kiah...serious...itu semua mengingatkan balik kenangan aku mengajar dulu...ehehe sekarang aku pelajar..ekekek..

semua tu membuatkan aku tersenyum..tp paling aku ingat...ada student yg ungkit dia bayar gaji aku bulan2 kat kolej..hahaha...sabo je la budak2 zaman sekarang..-shue